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Jim Ross"STON COLE!" he said as I ate the last slice of pizza flavored bacon. Jim got so pissed he told me him and I were going to have a slobknocker earlier and thus I was pleased that I was going to fornicate.Jim Ross
I got prepared but dressing up in my best Pee Wee Herman tuxedo and I put a banana in my pocket only I ate the peel and it got sticky, so I didn't wear pants. I then decided my cat needed a shave so I put on my dental dam and went away at it and thus my pussy is pretty again.
I then prepared a candlelight dinner, complete with candles. I cooked up two boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese sha
by ~Bunghopleo
1-18-08 Cloverfield WTFI am Rob! My wife and daughter were murdered by JJ Abram's monster which is a flying statue of liberty head. I was a cop in the big city of New York City, that was until IT happened. I will tell you the tale! (insert cool music here)1-18-08 Cloverfield WTF
My friends, or rather random broads I've slept with were throwing a going away party for me. They were throwing a going away party because they don't like me because I have diarrea and they might catch them from me since they are not abstinent they will go to hell.
They made me a cake made of elbow macaroni.
I remember it was 12am and it was cold. We doing drugs and alcohol
by ~Bunghopleo
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I cried out with no reply
And I can't feel You by my side
So I'll hold tight to what I know
You're here and
I'm never alone
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